Champion

2021

there goes the Naberhood · Pete M. · title number two
This season 9-6 · 1,694 points, 5th of ten
All time 160–111 · .590 · 2nd of ten
Titles 2010 2021 2022

The bracket

Champion
there goes the Naberhood
9-6 · 1694 points
Won the final by 7
Runner-up
Caleboys
12-3 · 1859 points
2nd of ten on regular-season points
there goes the Naberhood142
Alligators117
Semi-final · by 25
Caleboys113
Hitmen105
Semi-final · by 8
there goes the Naberhood110
Caleboys103
The final, week 17 · by 7
Champion
there goes the Naberhood

The path

Week by week
Points for minus points against. Solid ink above the line, halftone below. Weeks sixteen to seventeen are the playoffs.
+412345678910111213141516+7, the final17
Level with the opponent
Solid ink is a week won, halftone a week lost, and the gold chip under week seventeen is the championship. The axis is not broken: week 15, a 70-point win, is the largest margin either way in the regular season, and one win came by under five points, +4. Margins run across all 17 weeks, playoffs included. The rail under the week numbers carries the result: filled disc a win, hollow a loss, gold the championship week, and an ink ring the highest score in the league that week. The ring is a regular-season measure, so the playoff weeks carry none. The there goes the Naberhood posted the league's highest score once, and Caleboys five times.

Pete M. spent seven weeks in 2021 watching Jalen Hurts do things and the rest of the season finding out whether it would hold. Hurts led the Naberhood roster in scoring in six of the first seven weeks and put up 193 points across that run. Then he went quiet, and the team went with him: three losses in five weeks through November, a roster leaning on AJ Dillon and Ryan Succop and a week where Cam Newton was the best thing on it. Cale S.'s Caleboys, meanwhile, went 12-3 and scored 1,859, second in the league, and were the sensible pick.

Then Pete M. claimed the Chicago defense off the wire in week seventeen, started it that afternoon, and won a championship with it. He had ridden that same defense through all of 2020, twelve starts across fifteen weeks, and let it go at the end of the year. In 2021 he owned it for one week. They scored 25, the highest score on his side of the final and the best week any Naberhood defense had all season, against 2 from the Caleboys' Cowboys. He lost four of the six positions. Quarterback, running back, receiver and kicker all went to Cale S., by 22 points between them. The defense went to Pete M. by 23, and the game went to Pete M. by 7.

He had one other defense on the roster that week. The Packers sat on the bench for 8. Start them instead and the Naberhood score is 93 against 103, and Cale S. wins his first. In nineteen finals this is the only one where the defense is the only position the champion won by more than the final margin. Cale S. has now lost three. No franchise got more out of the position across that season than his did, and the one that mattered scored two.

The final, player by player

Week 17. Lineup order is points scored in the final. Both scales are capped at the 90th percentile of this game, PAR 12.2 and points 26.4, and shared across all twenty ribbons: never normalised per row.

there goes the Naberhood
Caleboys
Bears · DEF
1 starts · 14 PAR
25
21
Boston Scott · RB
1 starts · 9 PAR
AJ Dillon · RB
8 starts · 0 PAR
20
20
Matthew Stafford · QB
16 starts · 0 PAR
Damien Harris · RB
11 starts · 37 PAR
17
16
Alvin Kamara · RB
12 starts · 33 PAR
Jalen Hurts · QB
13 starts · -6 PAR
15
15
Matt Prater · K
1 starts · 7 PAR
Mark Andrews · TE
15 starts · 60 PAR
9
9
Joe Mixon · RB
15 starts · 60 PAR
Ryan Succop · K
16 starts · -5 PAR
8
6
Van Jefferson · WR
4 starts · -11 PAR
Jaylen Waddle · WR
7 starts · -6 PAR
5
6
Justin Jefferson · WR
16 starts · 64 PAR
Tyreek Hill · WR
16 starts · 43 PAR
4
5
CeeDee Lamb · WR
15 starts · 16 PAR
A.J. Brown · WR
11 starts · -15 PAR
4
4
George Kittle · TE
11 starts · 19 PAR
Ezekiel Elliott · RB
16 starts · 4 PAR
3
2
Cowboys · DEF
11 starts · 49 PAR
Total
110
103
Total
Won by 7
PAR against replacement, ink above the line and halftone below, thickness is raw fantasy points, and a gap is a week he did not start; benched, injured and not-yet-acquired are three stories drawn identically and the footnote says so. The newsprint band is the playoff weeks and the gold dot is the final. Replacement is the mean of every started player at that position, league-wide, that week; in playoff weeks, when only the surviving teams field a lineup, it is carried from that season's regular-season mean instead.
The weekend, hour by hour
How the final was won, by kickoff window
After Naberhood Caleboys Margin
Sunday 1pm 86.70 55.85 +30.85
Sunday 4pm 89.70 97.45 −7.75
Sunday night 110.00 103.25 +6.75
The lead changed hands 2 times across the weekend. It changed in the last window. Going into sunday night the champion was 7.75 behind; AJ Dillon scored 20.30 and it finished 110.00 to 103.25.

Who carried it

10 different players led the roster across 17 weeks. The most any one man led was 6 (Jalen Hurts). A defence led the team 1 time.

The week’s top scorer on the roster
10 different men led the roster across 17 weeks.
WkLed the rosterPosPoints
1Jalen HurtsQB31.40
2Jalen HurtsQB23.70
3Jalen HurtsQB25.80
4Tyreek HillWR36.60
5Mark AndrewsTE30.70
6Jalen HurtsQB27.15
7Jalen HurtsQB26.90
8A.J. BrownWR21.50
9Joe BurrowQB12.20
10AJ DillonRB24.80
11Ryan SuccopK13.00
12AJ DillonRB15.00
13Joe BurrowQB22.60
14Cam NewtonQB17.60
15Jalen HurtsQB32.60
16Damien HarrisRB28.30
17BearsDEF25.00
Source: content/titles/2021.md.
Mini-runs
Three or more consecutive starts at fifteen points or better
  • Jalen Hurts, weeks 1 to 7, 192.9 points
  • Ezekiel Elliott, weeks 2 to 5, 82.8 points
  • Jalen Hurts, weeks 15 to 17, 66.3 points
  • Mark Andrews, weeks 14 to 16, 61.6 points
Every man who started a game, in lineup order23 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Jalen HurtsQB13304-6.0
Cam NewtonQB118-6.5
Joe BurrowQB346-14
Damien HarrisRB1117137
Ezekiel ElliottRB161974
AJ DillonRB8920
Chris CarsonRB443-3
Dontrell HilliardRB11-11
Tyreek HillWR1618643
Keenan AllenWR1211914
Jaylen WaddleWR756-5.7
Darnell MooneyWR424-10
A.J. BrownWR1185-15
Terry McLaurinWR1284-26
Mark AndrewsTE1517860
Dan ArnoldTE27-4.1
Michael BadgleyK192
Ryan SuccopK16126-5
BearsDEF12514
PackersDEF2335.3
CardinalsDEF7814.8
SteelersDEF660-4.5
BengalsDEF12-8
Season PAR for the there goes the Naberhood in 2021. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 64 PAR
23 men started a game for the there goes the Naberhood in 2021 and the roster came to +64 season PAR. Mark Andrews carried +60 of it and Tyreek Hill another +43.

League context

Fin Franchise Record Points
1 there goes the Naberhood 9-6 1,694
2 Caleboys · lost the final 12-3 1,859
3 Alligators 10-5 1,732
4 Hitmen 9-6 1,613
5 Sweep The Leg 8-7 1,629
6 Reggie's 6-9 1,668
7 IronCity Mudslingers 7-8 1,907
8 Aaron it Out! 8-7 1,826
9 SMOKERS 3-12 1,430
10 Washed UP 3-12 1,404
Checked against the 2022 draft order, which runs in reverse standings. All ten slots agree.

The champion finished fifth of ten in points scored. A title does not require the best offence and this season is the proof of it.

The regular season. Best week 147 in week 4, worst 81 in week 9. The narrowest win was week 1, by 4.3. They posted the highest score in the league 1 time all season.

The runner-up. Caleboys, 12-3, 1,859 points, averaged 124 a week in the regular season and scored 103 in the final, −21 off their own pace.