Champion

2015

Hitmen · George S. · title number two
This season 9-5 · 1,420 points, 6th of ten
All time 136–135 · .502 · 7th of ten
Titles 2012 2015

The bracket

Champion
Hitmen
9-5 · 1420 points
Won the final by 48
Runner-up
IronCity Mudslingers
12-2 · 1944 points
Most points in the league, first of ten
IronCity Mudslingers119
Reggie's117
Semi-final · by 2
Hitmen155
Washed UP131
Semi-final · by 24
Hitmen186
IronCity Mudslingers137
The final, week 16 · by 48
Champion
Hitmen

The path

Week by week
Points for minus points against. Solid ink above the line, halftone below. Weeks fifteen to sixteen are the playoffs.
123456789101112+4131415+48, the final16
Level with the opponent
Solid ink is a week won, halftone a week lost, and the gold chip under week sixteen is the championship. The axis is not broken: week 14, a 58-point loss, is the largest margin either way in the regular season, and one win came by under five points, +4. Margins run across all 16 weeks, playoffs included. The rail under the week numbers carries the result: filled disc a win, hollow a loss, gold the championship week, and an ink ring the highest score in the league that week. The ring is a regular-season measure, so the playoff weeks carry none. The Hitmen did not post the league's highest score in a single week all season; their best week was 2nd of ten. IronCity Mudslingers, the team they beat in the final, led the league seven times.

Wayne A. put together the best regular season in the history of this league and lost. IronCity went 12-2 and scored 1,944 points, an average of 139 a week, more than five hundred clear of the team that beat them. George S.'s Hitmen finished 9-5 and sixth of ten on points with 1,420. Everything about the matchup said one thing and the weekend said another.

It was decided before Sunday began. Kirk Cousins went for 36 on Saturday and Jordan Reed added 25, and because IronCity had nobody playing that night the Hitmen opened 61 to nothing. Wayne A. clawed it to within 3 by the end of the one o'clock window and never got closer. The Arizona defense scored 42 in the afternoon, which is more than most starting quarterbacks manage, Blair Walsh kicked 23 on Sunday night, and the game finished 186 to 137. No team has scored 186 in a final before or since. The next best is IronCity's own 166 in 2024. Three of the four most valuable players on the field belonged to IronCity. George S. built a team around Andrew Luck and a defense and won the thing by 48.

The final, player by player

Week 16. Lineup order is points scored in the final. Both scales are capped at the 90th percentile of this game, PAR 13.8 and points 26.3, and shared across all twenty ribbons: never normalised per row.

Hitmen
IronCity Mudslingers
Cardinals · DEF
14 starts · 58 PAR
42
26
DeAngelo Williams · RB
9 starts · 82 PAR
Kirk Cousins · QB
4 starts · 34 PAR
36
21
Allen Robinson · WR
8 starts · 22 PAR
Jordan Reed · TE
8 starts · 36 PAR
25
18
DeAndre Hopkins · WR
14 starts · 68 PAR
Blair Walsh · K
6 starts · 6 PAR
23
15
Devonta Freeman · RB
12 starts · 87 PAR
Frank Gore · RB
14 starts · -12 PAR
22
14
Tom Brady · QB
14 starts · 48 PAR
Jarvis Landry · WR
14 starts · 16 PAR
11
12
A.J. Green · WR
15 starts · 40 PAR
Sammy Watkins · WR
4 starts · 19 PAR
8
10
Doug Martin · RB
13 starts · 6 PAR
Denard Robinson · RB
2 starts · -6 PAR
7
9
Rob Gronkowski · TE
13 starts · 59 PAR
Mike Evans · WR
12 starts · -14 PAR
6
8
Chiefs · DEF
2 starts · 11 PAR
Demaryius Thomas · WR
13 starts · 0 PAR
6
5
Chris Boswell · K
2 starts · 0 PAR
Total
186
137
Total
Won by 48
PAR against replacement, ink above the line and halftone below, thickness is raw fantasy points, and a gap is a week he did not start; benched, injured and not-yet-acquired are three stories drawn identically and the footnote says so. The newsprint band is the playoff weeks and the gold dot is the final. Replacement is the mean of every started player at that position, league-wide, that week; in playoff weeks, when only the surviving teams field a lineup, it is carried from that season's regular-season mean instead.
The weekend, hour by hour
How the final was won, by kickoff window
After Hitmen IronCity Margin
Saturday 60.75 0.00 +60.75
Sunday 1pm 107.85 104.55 +3.30
Sunday 4pm 156.85 125.65 +31.20
Sunday night 179.85 125.65 +54.20
Monday night 185.75 137.35 +48.40
The lead changed hands 0 times across the weekend.

Who carried it

7 different players led the roster across 16 weeks. The most any one man led was 5 (Andrew Luck). A defence led the team 3 times.

The week’s top scorer on the roster
7 different men led the roster across 16 weeks.
WkLed the rosterPosPoints
1Andrew LuckQB22.15
2CardinalsDEF20.00
3CardinalsDEF30.00
4Jameis WinstonQB19.55
5Frank GoreRB15.80
6Andrew LuckQB31.10
7Andrew LuckQB29.35
8Andrew LuckQB20.05
9Andrew LuckQB24.00
10Kirk CousinsQB32.20
11Mike EvansWR12.30
12Jarvis LandryWR22.90
13Jameis WinstonQB21.85
14Jameis WinstonQB15.50
15Kirk CousinsQB39.05
16CardinalsDEF42.00
Source: content/titles/2015.md.
Mini-runs
Three or more consecutive starts at fifteen points or better
  • Andrew Luck, weeks 6 to 9, 104.5 points
  • Jameis Winston, weeks 12 to 14, 55.3 points
Every man who started a game, in lineup order25 starters
PlayerPosStartsPointsPAR
Kirk CousinsQB411934
Andrew LuckQB71637
Alex SmithQB115-5.6
Jameis WinstonQB475-15
Isaiah CrowellRB1153
Denard RobinsonRB214-6.5
Charles SimsRB13-7.0
Marshawn LynchRB759-10
Frank GoreRB14133-12.6
T.J. YeldonRB985-12.8
Sammy WatkinsWR45719
Jarvis LandryWR1414816
Michael CrabtreeWR10978
Demaryius ThomasWR131230.2
Rueben RandleWR29-10
Davante AdamsWR421-12
Mike EvansWR1299-14
Jordan ReedTE88736
Delanie WalkerTE756-2.4
Jared CookTE11-6.6
Jordan CameronTE316-11
Stephen HauschkaK109613
Blair WalshK6516
CardinalsDEF1420458
BengalsDEF216-1.6
Season PAR for the Hitmen in 2015. Rows sort by position in lineup order, then by PAR within position. Kickers and defenses are in a record, so they are here.Roster total 72 PAR
25 men started a game for the Hitmen in 2015 and the roster came to +72 season PAR. Cardinals carried +58 of it and Jordan Reed another +36.

League context

Fin Franchise Record Points
1 Hitmen 9-5 1,420
2 IronCity Mudslingers · lost the final 12-2 1,944
3 Washed UP 10-4 1,568
4 Reggie's 8-6 1,430
5 Aaron it Out! 8-6 1,412
6 Caleboys 6-8 1,604
7 SMOKERS 5-9 1,383
8 there goes the Naberhood 5-9 1,566
9 Sweep The Leg 4-10 1,280
10 Alligators 3-11 1,311
Checked against the 2016 draft order, which runs in reverse standings. All ten slots agree.

The champion finished sixth of ten in points scored. A title does not require the best offence and this season is the proof of it.

The regular season. Best week 139 in week 7, worst 60 in week 11. The narrowest win was week 13, by 4.3. They never posted the league's highest score in a single week all season. A champion that never led the league for one week is one of the quieter facts in this archive.

The runner-up. IronCity Mudslingers, 12-2, 1,944 points, averaged 139 a week in the regular season and scored 137 in the final, −2 off their own pace.