Sweep The LegSTL
Franchise file

Sweep The Leg

Managed by Dave H., 2015–present. 4 spans on record.
104-167 lifetime, .384, 10th of ten across nineteen seasons.
Ted
10
07
Owner ?
8
08
10
09
Owner ?
7
10
8
11
7
12
7
13
10
14
Dave H.
9
15
6
16
2
17
7
18
Dave H.
2
19
10
20
5
21
8
22
2
23
10
24
9
25
3 playoff seasons / 19 played
26,140 points, all seasons
1,762 peak season, 2019
1,101 floor season, 2009
Best matchup SMOKERS 16–17
Worst Aaron it Out! 8–19
The All Cool Pete Team
2008–2025 on this roster
Dak Prescott
2018–2025
Christian McCaffrey
2017–2025
Andre Johnson
2008–2015
Rob Gronkowski
2011–2012
Wil Lutz
2018–2019
Patriots
2011–2012
The year window is the only figure on these cards. PAR, starts and titles are in the table below.

The franchise

Last all-time at 104-167, five last-place finishes, no titles, and the most valuable player in league history.

Christian McCaffrey produced 520 points above replacement for Sweep The Leg across nine seasons, more than any player has produced for anybody. The franchise won nothing with him. They also have a losing record against all nine opponents, the only team of which that is true, and their best quarterback across nineteen seasons is Dak Prescott at plus 3 over 66 starts, which is a rounding error.

Both ledgers are underwater and one of them is the worst in the league. The draft returns minus 723 across 1,651 starts. Everything acquired any other way returns minus 1,301 across only 1,081 starts, which is the largest negative figure any franchise has produced by any route. They lose more per start off the board than they do on it.

The holding tells the same story twice. Amari Cooper started 114 games across ten seasons for plus 9, the second-longest hold on the roster and worth almost exactly nothing, while McCaffrey was next to him. This is a franchise that has proved it can identify a great player and has never once proved it can build the other eight slots.

Three finals reached, in 2017, 2019 and 2023, and three lost. In two of the three they arrived from outside the top four the year before and went back there the year after. Five last places is the most in the league, and 2024 was one of them, the season after their most recent final.

Ownership
Ted (2007, as Kiss Army) → Owner ? (2008–2009, as shake and bake) → Owner ? (2010–2014, as Cardiac Cats) → Dave H. (2015–).
Name history
Kiss Army (2007) · shake and bake (2008–2009) · Cardiac Cats (2010–2014) · D-Hopko-Ye's Team (2015) · Sweep The Leg (2016–)

The All Cool Pete Team

All six positions, in detail. The callout above is the glance.

Franchise scope, minimum eight starts
Every PAR figure here is franchise PAR: what the man did for Sweep The Leg, not what he was worth anywhere.
PosPlayerHereStartsTitles togetherFranchise PAR
QBDak Prescott2018–202566—+3
RBChristian McCaffrey2017–2025100—+520
WRAndre Johnson2008–201594—+143
TERob Gronkowski2011–201223—+138
KWil Lutz2018–201928—+57
DEFPatriots2011–201212—+26
Franchise PAR: every start for Sweep The Leg. Career PAR differs and is shown on the standing below — Rob Gronkowski is +138 here and +367 career.

Player acquisition

Sweep The Leg
Player acquisition
the best pick ever, and the bill for everything else
Drafted
185 picks · 5 hits 50+ · 9 busts
−726
Stint PAR
Kept
Claimed off the wire
Traded for
The full tragedy in one row: McCaffrey fifth overall in 2017, plus 520, the greatest pick in league history. Around him, minus 509 in total, nine catastrophic busts, more than any other franchise, and the worst pick ever made, Sterling Shepard second overall in 2016 at minus 123. Sweep The Leg drafted the best player the league has ever seen and still has not won anything.
SIGNATURE  Christian McCaffrey, 2017 R1, +520
WORST  Sterling Shepard, 2016 R1, −123
The draft route is complete. The kept, wire and traded counts are empty because roster-building.json carries them for three franchises only — this is not one of them.

Ring of Honor

Five places. Who, when, and compared to whom.

Christian McCaffrey CHRISTIAN MCCAFFREY RB · #22 · CAROLINA PANTHERS +520 PAR
the salute
Drafted 1.05 in 2017
Le'Veon Bell LE'VEON BELL RB · #26 · PITTSBURGH STEELERS +269 PAR
the salute
Drafted 1.04 in 2013
Andre Johnson ANDRE JOHNSON WR · #80 · HOUSTON TEXANS +143 PAR
the salute
Drafted 1.01 in 2008
Rob Gronkowski ROB GRONKOWSKI TE · #87 · NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS +138 PAR
the salute
Waiver claim, 2010 week 12
Zach Ertz ZACH ERTZ TE · #86 · PHILADELPHIA EAGLES +87 PAR
the salute
On the roster from 2017; the acquisition is not in the record
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Christian McCaffrey
RB
Drafted 1.05 in 2017
151315371416413
520 PAR HERE
100 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
Le'Veon Bell
RB
Drafted 1.04 in 2013
121561015142
269 PAR HERE
74 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
Andre Johnson
WR
Drafted 1.01 in 2008
21515156151594Hitmen
143 PAR HERE
94 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
Rob Gronkowski
TE
Waiver claim, 2010 week 12
13101015138131438IronCity MudslingersWashed UPReggie's
138 PAR HERE
23 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
Zach Ertz
TE
On the roster from 2017; the acquisition is not in the record
110131315687314HitmenSMOKERSIronCity MudslingersAaron it Out!
87 PAR HERE
62 STARTS
0 IN TITLES
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Franchise PAR per season. A gold cell is a season this man spent on a championship roster here, so a row can carry no gold at all. Hatched bars are seasons spent elsewhere, with the franchise named under the bar. Starts print under every bar.
Compared to whom
Each mark is one career. The five named men are this franchise’s Ring of Honor; the faint marks behind them are every other career in the field.
MEDIAN −21REPLACEMENTZach Ertz 22Andre Johnson 165Le'Veon Bell 269Rob Gronkowski 367Christian McCaffrey 520
Hover any mark for the career behind it.
Career PAR: every start for every franchise. Population: 480 careers with ten or more starts — QB, RB, WR and TE only. Binned at 12 PAR: a column's height is how many careers landed in it and every dot in it is one career. 315 of 480 sit at or below replacement.

What the titles were built on

Three finals reached, three lost. This franchise has never won one.

Lost
Lost to IronCity Mudslingers, 77–138, by 61
Le'Veon Bell, +96 in 15 starts
Lost
Lost to SMOKERS, 76–134, by 58
Christian McCaffrey, +163 in 15 starts
Lost
Lost to IronCity Mudslingers, 104–105, by under 1
Christian McCaffrey, +146 in 16 starts
The best man in each season is the largest franchise PAR that year. The weekly leader is computed for champions only: a losing finalist's week by week belongs to its own season page.